Tag Archives: Barack Obama

Morning roundup, Wednesday 25th March 2009: the “Cheers Merve!” edition

How do you go to economic zero to hero if you're a beleaguered Governor of the Bank of England? That's right, throw tradition to the wind and come over all, "yeah, like, the Gord's plan for further stimulus SMELL OF POO, mmkay?" just at the point at which the PM's in Yankland attempting to build a global economic consensus. Well done, Mervyn King, for realising that there's going to be an election next year and there may be bottoms of a different hue to kiss: ten points for ass-covering, zero points for subtlety.

Cameron on Europe: But Will They Wear it in Washington?

European politics is rarely the backdrop for incidence and romance, but the events of this morning have had it all. Well, it's been more interesting than a statutory instrument committee, which is progress.

So, Cameron announces that the Tories are set to leave the European People's Party (EPP) in order to garner some cheap anti-European headlines ... I mean provide real opposition to the Brussels bureaucracy. Presumably he'll worry about the headlines generated by some of the more, uh, fruity thoughts on race on the part of their potential partners in the Shiny New Group at a later date.

Morning roundup, Tuesday 17th March 2009

Universities push the Government to raise tuition fees (those rugby dinners don't fund themselves yer know) in the hope that if they do, our institutions of learning can subsequently claim that it was all the Government's fault/idea. S'wot usually happens, innit?  "Thanks a lot!" mutter MPs and bag-carriers of all parties, whose journey to work will now [...]

Economic Roundup, Friday 6th March

This week, we hear that a trillion is the new billion, and once again take a light hearted look into all things gloomy in the economy:

Come the revolution, the moneyed classes will be among the first against the wall. Your correspondent is tempted to put in a good word for private equity boss Guy Hands [...]

Morning roundup, Wednesday 4th March 2009

On the fourth day of March, my true love gave to me: a bunch of Tories a-leaking spinning, Jon "I have only one tone of voice - APPALLED OUTRAGE!" Craig a-butt kissing, and a Conservative MP with surprisingly progressive views on state-provided childcare when it relates soley and exclusively to Conservative MPs. Anyone fancy working on a musical score? More on this later.

Morning roundup, Tuesday 3rd March 2009

The Today Programme this morning had a wonderful piece of juxtaposition: the BMA chairman teetering on the brink of howling that the reason for the data sharing proposed in the Coroners and Justice Bill was down to the evil machinations of the police state, followed afterwards by a report that local authorities are having difficulty recruiting social workers following Baby P, where the lack of communication between agencies resulted in tragic consequences. Why, one might almost say the two stories are connected, eh?

Economic Roundup Friday 27th February

This week your correspondent has come across the wonderful term pessimism porn, it's available free and it's all over the internet.

Let's start out with a little banker bashing, first focus of our ire is former RBS chief Sir Fred Goodwin. Fred the shred, ruthless costcutter failed to live up to his reputation when it came [...]

Morning roundup, Wednesday 25th February 2009

Starting on a serious note, heartfelt sympathies to David and Samantha Cameron, whose son Ivan died overnight.