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Morning roundup, Tuesday 10th February 2009

Ed Balls makes a comment to his local Labour Party about how this recession thing is going to be pretty bad, and before he knows it he's being splashed all over the front of the dailies in the same sentence as the word "gaffe", poor bloke. Still, he should have known better; as my one time office manager exclaimed whilst reading about how an MP's infidelity came to light, "He boasted to his Labour Group about it? Why didn't he just hand over the photos the the News of the Screws himself?"

Morning roundup, Wednesday 4th February 2009

The Times reveals that Cameron takes a gamble on a £200k donation from a slot machine billionaire, shortly before the entire shadow front bench decide dthat the delights of the Bognor casino scene need to be enshrined on the Ainshunt Freedoms list (in between MPs rights to turn their offices into whorehouses unmolested by the hand of plod, and the Collected Speeches of St Davis of Magnercarter). Orwell would have been proud.