• The Government is going to encourage teenage girls to get pregnant and then force them to have abortions[*] according to the Daily Mail. Shocking this sex education stuff, isn't it? Well, no. Not really;

• A week after Phoneygate, Tribune makes the point that maybe David Cameron should be tempering his simulated rage about the length of the dole queues, given his own less-than-illustrious history in this area;
• Tom Harris looks at the responsible and balanced reporting undertaken whenever the words "Facebook" and "liberty" appears in a heading;
• Complete the following sentence: the Tory MEPs are revolting ... And yes, that could be complete as it stands but the real answer relates to the toy-ejection currently underway over Cameron's plans to ditch the EPP and join up with a shower who have some reasonably ripe thoughts about our friends who belong to ethnic minorities. Caroline Jackson is the latest to jump ship;
• ... and Hopi Sen doesn't get the current Lynx advert. Neither do I, actually. There are precious few circumstances where I'd associate a "Bullet" with a seduction technique, and I tend not to contemplate them too often.

[*] Not actually true.